Archive > May 2009

Recession, The Cause of Domestic Strife

Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco’s when the man picks up a  crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley

What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife ‘They’re on offer,  only £10 for 24 cans’, he says

Put them back.  We can’t afford it,’ says the wife and they carry on shopping…

A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.

What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the man, ‘It’s my face cream.  It makes me look beautiful,’ she says.

The man replies…  ‘SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT’S HALF THE F***ING PRICE’

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Parliament, Cromwellian Warts and All

Oliver Cromwell’s Speech on the Dissolution of the Long Parliament given to the House of Commons 20 April 1653

It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonoured by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.

Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter’d your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?

Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil’d this sacred place, and turn’d the Lord’s temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress’d, are yourselves gone!

So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors. In the name of God, go!

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Brown in the bunker

Absolutely disgusting.

Hitler was a despicable, totalitarian, anti-democratic toss-pot who shamelessly used nationalist rhetoric to boost his early popularity with his domestic electorate in order to secure power.

He used the threat of terror to reduce the right to protest and over-ride the rule of law and parliamentary democracy.

How on earth is Brown anything like tha…

Oh bugger…..

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Looking on the bright side of swine flu

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