Smileys, who needs f**king Smileys for Gods sakes?

How dare you be cheerful?  Don’t you know there’s a recession going on?

What we need is Smileys that reflect the true state of the World today.

None of this:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Well, how about some ‘ARSE-ICONS?’
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that’s been around

(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb arse

Now get out there and do something useful with that Photshop and get me some decent gif to go with these.

MSN, get these into the lexicon NOW!

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